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BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Sep 4 2009

If BLACKSTAR BSP was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Sep 3 2009

If I was BLACKSTAR BSP, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Sep 2 2009

BLACKSTAR BSP decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 1,698 points of total gamerscore and counting... He made some progress on Halo 3, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Aug 3 2009

Hey BLACKSTAR BSP, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Aug 2 2009

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all BLACKSTAR BSP does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Aug 1 2009

I have come to realize that BLACKSTAR BSP has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Jul 31 2009

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... BLACKSTAR BSP? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Jul 30 2009

A little news flash for BLACKSTAR BSP: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Jul 29 2009

BLACKSTAR BSP doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Jul 28 2009

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all BLACKSTAR BSP does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Jul 27 2009

I have now endured 23 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.

BLACKSTAR BSP's Weekly Recap - Jul 27 2009

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Jul 26 2009

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Jul 25 2009

I waited all day for BLACKSTAR BSP to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Jul 24 2009

If I was a dog, BLACKSTAR BSP would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...